Oh man, where do I even start? It’s like watching a bad movie unfold in slow motion, I swear. The portfolio – my precious stock stash – took a nosedive in the first quarter of 2025. It’s like, one minute, you’re riding the high from the Trump glory days of 2024, and then bam, the next thing you know, it’s like every time Trump opens his mouth, markets freak out. Talks about tariffs, countries getting screwed left and right, it’s like watching a car crash you just can’t look away from.
Tesla and Bitcoin, oh boy, they’re like the anchors dragging my portfolio down to the Mariana Trench or something. It’s painful, like a sucker punch right in the wallet. Can’t even bear to look at it anymore…
### Stocks
Talking about my stocks, they’re like a sad soap opera. Tesla, once the golden child’s now getting beaten up by auto tariffs, and not just a little slap on the wrist, more like a heavy punch in the gut. Car deliveries are down – thank you Q1 – and less cars mean people wagging their fingers at Elon. It’s almost like a public drama! People are super mad, like directing all their Elon frustration onto poor unsuspecting Tesla cars. Imagine waking up to your shiny Tesla, all keyed up or worse, like why do people do this kinda stuff? Surely not good for sales, and yeah, I get the feeling Tesla’s brand is taking a hit. You know, like when you’ve just got that feeling in your gut? It’s just… eh, not ideal, let’s put it that way.
